My Better Half

http://goto.thesyn.com/boburnh... Six Song ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much 350 pounds of love you mustve fell from up above and killed the townspeople below you had a crush and you let it show when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me. we look just like the number 10 when you stand next to me is it your stare that pulls me in? or just gravity you mix mayonnaise with your scotch youre the perfect spouse last week we went on a whale watch The boat drove to your house. 350 pounds of pain when you exhale al gore goes insane whenever we make out i taste jam and sauerkraut we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship then a boat docked on your pants and said "i claim this island in the name of france." then you did what i feared you dissapeared saying this was something new lyposuction, breast reduction and what came home wasnt you no no no no it wasnt you it was 120 pounds of hate, and you said, "i look great." and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat i just paused and said to her i loved you just the way you were then she smiled and for my sake said, "pass the cake!"

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: boburnham

Length: 02:41
Rating: 4.87
Views: 1102091

Tags: awkward  bo  burnham  comedy  fat  guitar  love  skinny  song  

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